July 2011
June 2011
Wait, City of Lost Souls isn't coming out until...
hereatthebottom:
Pure. Torture.
When my Dad is drunk......
he sleeps and BREATHS like Darth Vader
HE gets angered easily
I get what ever i want….(only plus side)
HE talks loudly
He’ll forget everything in the mornig( ya know when your drunk your truthful. so my dad starts talking like he is on trial for murder sworn on the bible
Sports suddenly become beautiful.
i become a parent to both of MINE.
My locks herself in her room, leaving...
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WHY do couples INsists on looking alike?
Its dumb, the people who should dresss the same are four year old twins name Jara, and Jennifer.
ONLY PEOPLE. espicaly when they wear the same exact outfit. it’s dumb, and you need to stop it.
It’s only because i’m hella lonely, and would love to look like my signifigant other.
HEllO New Follower, thanks for the follow
your awesome!
Thanks for saying im your girlfriend, while were...
but fuck you for calling me a fat ass bitch in public.
That moment when you read Magnus Bane's name for...
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When I'm reading a Yaoi manga.. my thoughts...
ohfuckyaoi:
hoyya:
How the two boys meet..
When the seme teases the uke..
When one of them confesses to the other one..
When they have their first kiss..
When they have their first make out..
When someone tries to come between them..
When a misunderstanding happens..
When they get back together..
When they have their first passionate sex..
And when the manga ends...
I hate doing presentations
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Right before you get up your like:
then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and the others are like:
or
and your insides are like:
and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
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That feeling when you're hearing that new added...
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oh hey there mother nature
thatsjustnuttee:
I know what I’ll be doing this weekend!
What i find funny:
1. Sex Jokes> they are just genreally good.
2. When someone stupid falls. I don’t mean like a mental ill, or anything like that just somone stupid, maybe i should restate i think its FUCKING HILARIOUS when douchebags fall.
3. Skecth comedy shows. Shit made up on he spot hella funny.
4. FAKE BITCHES. THey try to act alll sweet, it’s so funny.
5. Trying to hide sexual urges in...
Not Stupid
I’m not dumb, or unintelligent. You think i’m a ditz, a complete and total basketcase. BEcause i say what i want to say or i try to sound respectfull when the whole time i’m speaking with you, i want to pull your hair out,
“cause your too big to function like this”, or You would be pretty skinny”
IT doesn’t matter that i scored wonderfully on my test or...
The awkward moment when the weirdest person in...
xosindi:
YOU:
Yaoi& Fashion
….is the only reason to be on my dash right know!!
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
alexaishealthy:
then I’m like:
when i walk out of the house looking like absolute...
mirroredshades-differentjs:
the gif^ lmaooooo