April 2011
After watching a scary movie.
My friends:
“Shit, that was so funny when the bitch came out of the closet!”
Me: ”Stfu guys, she’s coming for us.. she’s fucking coming”
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blowshitupp:
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Dumbasses
The people of my school who saythe want to strike and do all this freedom protest are dumbasses they plan to walk out for a stupid reason. our teacher was fired. it’sstupid he treated us like friends , but then he cussed us out, and told us about his stories of keeping poop in the toilets and having the kids clean it up its dunb. then they come up with some stupid reason to protest just to...
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I finally realized how to put an ask box, so could someone ask me a question!
You’ll be first….
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Put one of these in my ask:
we-should-fuck-now-that-i-:
A++ = FUCK ME
A+ = Beautiful/Handsome
A= Sexy
B+= Hot
B= Good Looking
C+ = Cute
C= Above Average
D+= Average
D= You’re Okay
E= MEH.
F= Not Cute
...
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Thoughts
i think about you constantly even when im trying so hard to just let this feeling go, i understand there will be nothing between us. I want there to be. i want to feel your warmth. It used to be like that. i would rest my head on your shoulder, and bam you head is on mine. then in silence we just sat. IT was my favorite class. i didn’t learn shit but it was fun. but then you went and told...
Can we just remind ourselves of Santanas...
brittanacalzonaftw:
kurtana:
She got Karofsky to admit he is gay
She admitted she was gay
She is stopping bullying
She got Kurt back
She is helping the Glee club win nationals.
Santana Lopez is a god.
COULDN’T AGREE ANYMORE THAN I ALREADY DO!!!!!!!!!
When your bestfriend comes crying to you saying...
ibuymagnums:
Greatest. Post. Ever
When it's your friend's turn to do the...
smoochielly:
You’re just sitting there trying to make them laugh:
today i just sat in my room, went on HEre(tumblr), went to facebook look at my friends profile pictures….
like a creep, and then realized how i like to surround myself with pretty girls. I have no clue why. then i asked did i think that if i surround myself with those girls people wouldn’t pay attention. then i realized that if that was the case i would stand out more as the ugly...
Couples on Facebook
I really dislike it when couples are couples on facebook. They use there pet names and it shows up on MY feed like it’s some type of fucking disease. then when either of the couples have a status the other one likes it. Example:
Girlfriend: “i saw a stick.”
5 seconds later……BOYFRIEND LIKES IT.
use Facebook as twitter, dude you have more characters fucking tell us...
Being a teenager comes with...
onefunnychiick:
Eating everything in sight
Being randomly horny
Being bored as shit in the middle of the day
Being addicted to the internet
Not doing your homework till the last possible minute, then stressing about it
And just plain not giving a damn about a lot of things…
Prom Queen
i’m telling everyone that im not mad but i really am, it was so stupid that i lost. she was late, and then brought the bigger crowd it was dumb i think i deserve just because im technacially the underdog, im brunette, and a little plump. isn’t that what happens in movies, instead some blonde perfect girl gets the crown thats stupid and imso pissed right know….but i mean it was...
Complaining Again
I just wanted to went on the internet without people telling me to shut it and comment on my problems, cause its fucking annoying. i feel like i’m suffocating in this house confined to my room because no 1 wants to talk to me about anything, i think they all think im stupid im pretty sure they do just like the people who i talk with the look in thier eyes tell me to shut the fuck up. even...
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will be back tomorrow…………………….
i think
When you have a friend who is 194781x prettier...
and every guy is in love with her, you just sit there like;
Then she calls herself ugly;
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