I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice
If Shaquille O’neal was a banana he would be Shaquille O’pealIf Shaquille O’neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’teal
If Shaquille O’neal was a criminal he would be Shaquille O’stealIf Shaquille O’neal was emotional he would be Shaquille O’feel
[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND]
I love how they’re all Disney.
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DE JÄGER
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
i love this post every time